Thursday, July 06, 2006
Back to my england world
hello all.. i have no idea if anyone could read the chinese font.. it doesnt matter... it was plain gibberish.. haha
i say leh. we singaporeans must fight those ang moh .
they say ar our england not nice but we must still smile at them. how can?
buay sai buay sai lim pei say we must keep to our engrish .
the same way everyday.
we are we all speaku the gooda engrish ar. then we ang moh la.
no more unique singaporean liao leh. cannot cannot.. must maintain ar.
i am proud singaporean of my engrish. they no like.. then too bad la... they stay long enough they also get used to it. everything is a matter of getting use to it.
hahahaha .man.. now seriously i do speak like tat sometimes dont i?
Thats probably the reason y i nv sounded good speaking english neither am i good at writing it.
Chinese on the other hand is a fresh breath of air, i got rather amused when i finally got my com working to read and type chinese.
However i think i am a highly horrible student in chinese.
Wonder what have i been doing for my primary school days.
my "hanyu pinyin" is totally wonky, when i type chinese i have to ask my sis" zuo is wat hanyu pinyin ar? zhuo or zuo?"
basically i know nuts about hanyu pinyin. but hey! at least i tried learning to type chinese , this is just the beginning of a new friendship.
speaking of style of speech.
i guess mr brown has a growing fans among my friends ,
it all started with bak chor mee * plays dreamy flash back song*
one day when jb came to ask if we heard the bak chor mee story by mr brown.fencers carried a blank look on their face wondering what on earth is jb talking about?
Jb being an ardent fan of mr brown had to spread the word ard, and he recited the story to us. we all roared in laughter and decided we had to hear it ourselves.
so all the little unknowing fencers went in search of the one called "mr brown" a gentle click of the mouse a few taps on the keyboard, the one called "mr brown" was found.
(of course u are not expecting a perlious journey like lord of the rings are u ? it is the internet we are talking about how perilous can it be?
btw i went to check on the word perilous and funny eg came up "a perilous voyage across the Atlantic in a small boat"small boat a briliant example!)
so the little fencers clicked around looking for the bak chor mee.
the fencers waited patiently for the download to be done and played in on their local player *plays tacky advertisment songs*
"Get your local players at realplayer.com winamp.com itunes.com enjoy a free trial GET IT NOW!"
*ends of tacky advertisement songs*
"hello uncle bak chor mee no chilli dry"
and it began! the fencers laughed in pain.. "OH OH DAMN FUNNY AHAHHAA"
thats about it , mr brown won the battle of unknown humans to him to loving fans
who check his site faithfully for updates.
little wonder about how being just so singaporean makes pple love them more, y not be more ang moh?
therefore people, it is all a matter of knowing when to say it.
among ya friend go ahead use " LAH LOR HUH LIM PEI WAU LAO" at them it is okie .
Just dont be a typical dumb dumb
and go "LAH LOR HUH LIM PEI WAU LAO" at your bosses even if they do it to you.
you have to maintain a professional side of you! abit wouldnt kill though.
Dont over do it .
Ladies dont go" yes my lord i will look into the matter right away. please wait patiently while i attend to the matter"
Guys dont go" why of course my lady, it is very kind of you to place your delicate hands into the matter, i am truly touched by your actions, let me not slow you down. do please process"
Although hugh jackman made a few girls go wild when he acted as leopold ,
it does sound rather "fake" doesnt it?
but cute if a guy intentionally do it to you.
"awwww" is the typical reaction along with a fast beating heart beat.
hA! i do noticed i am bloggin at work!
this is probably the reason why i always have long entries.
i hate work! hahah but i dont fancy studying . i rather work.
i was almost caught blogging. thank goodness for Alt-TAb tat saved my life however i do know they know i am surfing the net but just not sure what i am up to
Sometimes i wished i had ardent fans like the blogger.
no one reads this blog!
how sad is that. so who am i blogging for?
myself haha to amused and keep track my insane moments.
i tot this entry was rather cute .. but hell u guys dont read anyway
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